The wrong contract. The worst crew. The most blasphemous heist in creation.
Rule #1 of temp work: Read the fine print.
When Jan Kane accidentally signs away her rights to her own organs, she's given a choice: face the harvest, or assemble a crew of the cosmo's most unstable, violent criminals for a single, impossible heist.
The target? God's Personal Diary.
Now, Jan is racing across the universe trying to manage a team of psychopaths, evade cosmic entities, and survive the worst shift of her life. If she fails, reality ruptures—but even worse, she loses her liver.
For fans of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Guardians of the Galaxy, Crimes Against the Universe is a darkly funny, high-stakes sci-fi adventure about corporate contracts and cosmic crime.
