You can’t afford to miss the horror event of the modern age!
Dracula's back and he's brought a few friends! (who are zombies)!
Horror movie universes collide (in text) in a monster mashup to end all monster mashups! Join Dracula and the cast of Night of the Living Dead in a quest to solve the mysteries of life and (un)death!
After an accident in outer space leaves the eastern seaboard overrun with zombies, a ragtag group of survivors must band together to make it through the night of the aforementioned living dead only to all die and then Dracula shows up!
In a saga that spans one-fifth of the American Midwest (the Pittsburgh area is as good as the midwest, I’m sorry…) and some of Maryland, Dracula, with the help of a few unlikely allies, embarks on a desperate quest to track down his missing heart. On the way, he’ll visit the farmhouse that was the sight of that infamous zombie invasion, the White House that was the sight of that infamous zombie invasion (pick your president), and Cleveland.
Parallel to the Count’s adventure is Ben’s, the guy who died during the aforementioned night of the aforementioned living dead. With the help of a few unlikely allies, Ben embarks on a desperate quest for the ultimate cure for the various types of (un)death everyone around him is suffering. On the way, he’ll develop a cherished friendship, meet a few more unlikely allies, and find opportunities to seek revenge against all of the many, many people who’ve killed him all over the place.
Then Dracula and Ben’s stories, with the help of a few unlikely allies, intersect in the ultimate coming together of two horror movie masterpieces, all brought back to life in a serviceable Athelas font!
Action. Horror! Satire! Farce! Up-market pretentiousness!
This book's got it all!
