Today's grim reaper is on fleek.
I’m a snazzy grim reaper thrilled to express my personal tastes via clothing that’s fresh, comfy, and exclusive. It’s just that I’ve been forced to wear this dowdy outfit for seven centuries too long. The Black Plague that introduced my current look killed my savvy sense of style.
I aim to correct this egregious mistake by introducing several smart looks I’d like to wear in the near future—styles that show off my vivacious personality and enduring legitimacy. Honestly, who respects a phantasm dressed in a tattered, black robe?
In this sensational collection, I’ve assembled enviable looks—fashions even you may want to emulate—plus some modern-day tech to streamline the soul harvesting task. When death comes a-knocking, I’ll be there dressed up-to-the-minute.
Let’s just hope my stylist agrees. Until my appointment, take delight in the zany commentary that’ll leave you chuckling and the elements of style that give a grim reaper back his dignity.
