A hilarious survival story of dating apps, ghosting, bad dates, and modern romance chaos.
Ever wondered what happens when you swipe right on chaos?
Welcome to the swipe life—where "6 feet tall" means 5'9" in shoes, fish photos are a personality trait, and every "hey" message is a crime against conversation.
Swiped Out is a hilarious memoir chronicling one woman's journey through the digital dating trenches. From the guy who brought a coupon on a first date to the taxidermy enthusiast with a collection of squirrels in tiny cowboy outfits, this is the brutally honest (and laugh-out-loud funny) account of modern romance.
Inside you'll find:
- The profiles you can't unsee (why are there so many fish?)
- Ghost stories (the romantic kind, unfortunately)
- Dates that went from promising to "what just happened?"
- The almosts that hurt worse than the disasters
- Hard-won wisdom about apps, self-worth, and knowing when to delete everything
Perfect for anyone who's ever:
- Analyzed a text message like a forensic scientist
- Questioned their standards at 2 AM
- Wondered if they're doing something wrong (you're not—the apps are)
- Collected enough terrible date stories to write a book
If you're currently swiping, recently escaped, or just love a good disaster story—this book is for you.
