Some toys come with batteries. Some come with opinions.
Juniper Graves thought the worst thing she’d face on Valentine’s Day was her bank account.
Then she bought a couples’ kit that literally talked back.
When her brand-new set of sex toys comes to life loud, opinionated, and way too invested in her love life Juniper and her boyfriend Eli are dragged into a whirlwind of vibrating chaos, unexpected confidence, and accidental domination.
Now every kiss comes with commentary, every position gets a performance review, and every drawer in the bedroom becomes prime real estate.
They’re messy.
They’re mouthy.
They’re completely unhinged.
And somehow… they might be the best thing to ever happen to their relationship.