Craig Riley once made his living fast-talking strangers into buying “high-end” speakers out of vans in parking lots across America. Fueled by fast cash and the thrill of the hustle, he spent years spinning outrageous stories, dodging cops, and somehow turning pure nonsense into money. In his heyday he owned multiple speaker offices throughout the country.
These days, he’s swapped the scams for suburbia. Instead of hustling strangers in parking lots, he’s coaching youth football, making carpool runs, and annoying his wife Kristy by practicing old pitches on unsuspecting neighbors. Same wild energy just with fewer misdemeanor charges.
