Kevin Kane is, without question, a real author.
He enjoys doing writer things in between human-person activities, like itching himself and occasionally worrying that he may be too itchy and might have bed bugs. In his spare time, he peruses local handmade paper and artisanal vellum.
His favorite saying is “To err is human,” because we’re all humans here, and it would be an error to assume he was anything else, such as a Ticonderoga No. 2 pencil manufactured in Versailles, Missouri, circa 1974.