Crawford Smith rises every morning at 4:30 to meditate, exercise and eat a healthy breakfast.
Or so he would have us believe.
He also claims to have mastered both engineering and architecture, and says he has documentation to prove it, but few have seen it.
What is known is that he can quote an unsettling amount of material from Monty Python and The Simpsons. He is also the author of Jackrabbit (2019), a speculative retelling of the career of gangster John Dillinger. This was followed by Powwows (2021) and Fester (2021)—tales of the strange and hilarious goings-on in the town of Fester, Pennsylvania. In 2024, he released Laughingstock, a story of the weird underbelly of standup comedy.
He hangs out in Portland, Oregon.
