He’s heat and horns. She’s sparkle and trouble. Smutmas puts them under enchanted mistletoe.
Junie Bellamy makes naughty holiday ornaments that glow, chime, and sometimes moan if you shake them right. She’s flirty, curvy, and very good at making Christmas sparkle—until one particular ornament misfires, courtesy of gnome leader Letty’s annual Smutmas matchmaking scheme. And this year? Junie is the chosen target.
Dain Ironbrook, Forgeborne and furiously hot, only comes to Wren’s Hollow once a year to sell his ironwork at the Winter Market. He doesn’t do cozy. He doesn’t do cheer. And he definitely doesn’t do gnome-invented holiday nonsense called Smutmas.
Too bad the gnomes have other plans.
From the Smutmas Eve Reading at the Hollow Hearth (where nothing is sacred), to the Twelve Positions of Smutmas raffle, to enchanted mistletoe that refuses to let them go, Junie and Dain are caught in a storm of cocoa-fueled meddling. One soulbond spark becomes impossible to ignore—especially when his forge heat collides with her sparklewitch magic.
Expect:
- Grumpy / sunshine holiday chaos
- Soulbond sparks under enchanted mistletoe
- Gnome matchmaking gone feral
- A forge-hot blacksmith who worships once he falls
- A sparklewitch who makes Christmas very spicy
- Cameos from your favorite Wren’s Hollow couples (and future ones, too!)
Cozy, spicy, and festive, A Very Merry Smutmas proves one thing: in Wren’s Hollow, no one escapes Letty’s Naughty List.
